I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
sorry satan, I was kinda busy
When you make a new best friend
fruit for lunch?? yes plzzz. but the real question is…what should I get?? #endlessoptions #801010 (at Whole Foods Market P Street)
don’t tell me how to live my life
I improved a lil since 5th grade